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I was there when Adonis Terry pitched a bully of a match in June of 1884. But I had traveled through time to outpitch him, and outpitch him I did. I also struck him out three times.

You might ask how I get the mustache to suspend like that.

My answer is simple: old-timey patience. Old-timey patience and dexterous thumbs, my friends.