I do not advise going gluten-free, because gluten is fantastic.
I hadn't used a parade picture as the header image in weeks, it feels like. Way too long.
Do you want to be the next Guy Inside A Super Hot Mascot Suit in the middle of summer in Sacramento? Sure you do!
I know it's exciting to have a link dump today, but please, don't all throw your underwear at me at once
It's not my pun, but I'll use it nevertheless. Monday, I'll knock off another letter and it'll be Anksgiving. It's the day when you give relatives Paul Anka CDs.
If only there had been some positive Giants-related event this year that we could be thankful for
To be clear, it's a rumor that has no facts whatsoever behind it. This is known as "the best kind of rumor"
Giants legend Randy Johnson is eligible. Get excited!
RUMOR: PABLO SANDOVAL LIKES SANDWICHES
Not literally, because that would presumably be painful
I hope that he gets lots of money and I also hope the Giants re-sign him for not that much money.
It really never gets old.
What I want to know is this: Why didn't Sabean trade a bunch of crap for a good player?
Just because we haven't had any new parades doesn't mean we can't be smug about the parades we have had
No, not with the Giants, though I hope I got someone's hopes up for a fraction of a second
Guess who's back? Back again. Zito's back. Walk some men.
We just say manager
Can YOU beat the predictions of baseball executives? Well...no one's really asking you to, and there isn't a contest. But still. Can you?
The important thing is that we live in a country that even allows us to HAVE the debate
Sabean and Bochy talked about sexy topics yesterday like Pablo Sandoval and Tim Lincecum, so let's discuss the backup catcher situation
Considering I complain about it being called great, am I a hypocrite for calling it a feat? Shut up. That's my answer. Shut up.
Gregor has the right idea
Not literally, perv
A World Series parade, which the Giants were involved with because they won the World Series.
More like Madison BAMFgarner
That was exhausting. I didn't think I'd feel so worn out! It was quite the ride, though, and I don't regret it at all.
If not, oh well, Giants. You'll get 'em tomorrow.
Jake Peavy should do the thing where he's good and he gets a win. That's a good thing. He should do it.
This is the point where Royals fans console themselves by saying their hitters are just deathly afraid of rocketed snot
Have you heard about the goodness of Buster Posey? It seems that it would have come up at some point.
There is no Hunter Strickland #content and you're welcome for that.
Pretty sure I'm getting this in at the exact right time. After Game 1 is when preview traffic spikes.