Hypothetical Season
Hypothetical recap: Giants successfully fail to avoid the sweep
Was that wording confusing? Let me try again: They lost.
Hypothetical recap: Upon further examination, Max Scherzer is still really good
And also the Giants are not.
Hypothetical recap: Nationals win the battle of the Ross brothers
Joe Ross is better than Tyson Ross. Nationals are better than Giants. More at 11.
Hypothetical recap: Giants win a series, and no, you’re not reading an older article
The Giants have won their second series in a row.
Hypothetical recap: Johnny Cueto shimmies, Austin Slater homers, Giants win a game of baseball
Hey, that was a nice change of pace.
Hypothetical recap: Why does Nolan Arenado insist on existing?
To punish the Giants, obviously.
Hypothetical recap: Giants predictably avoid the sweep
We can have some nice things, but not all the nice things.
Hypothetical recap: The Giants just . . . /checks notes . . . won a series?
Buster Posey got the best of Cole Hamels, and it was as enjoyable as you would think.
Hypothetical recap: Giants win behind ... Billy Hamilton?!?!
There’s always one weird win.
Hypothetical recap: Giants bats wake the hell up
Trevor Bauer has been bested. This is my happy face.
Hypothetical recap: Don’t look now but it appears that the Giants have forgotten how to win
The losing streak hits four.
Hypothetical recap: Free holiday baseball! Oh, and a loss
What’s better than five innings of free baseball? Other than a win, I mean.
Hypothetical recap: A Saturday stinker!
Jeff Samardzija was bad, and the Giants were worse.
Hypothetical recap: Johnny Cueto does his thing, Giants beat Padres
Now that was a good time.
Hypothetical recap: Brandon Belt powers Giants to series draw
Plus, Logan Webb makes his first start of the year.
Hypothetical news: Giants call up Logan Webb, DFA Yolmer Sánchez
The fifth starter is here. The Gold Glove winner is not.
Hypothetical recap: Robbie Ray gets the best of battle with Kevin Gausman
Giants still have better jerseys, though.
Hypothetical recap: Giants squander late rally, fall in 11th
So close. And yet . . . so, so far.
Hypothetical recap: Oh no, don’t play like that!
Well, that’s not how you’re supposed to do it.
Hypothetical recap: Giants make the most of their home opener
Drew Smyly. That’s it, that’s the article.
Hypothetical recap: Giants mess around and score a lot of runs off of Mike Leake
The Giants avoided the sweep.
Hypothetical recap: Giants walked-off for the first time, but not the last time
And it wasn’t even exciting!
Hypothetical recap: A win, a win, my kingdom for a win
They did it! Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Hypothetical recap: Giants drop a snoozer
They’re 0-2, folks. Hypothetically, that is.
Hypothetical recap: Giants do not, under any circumstance, have to “Beat LA”
Opening Day is in the books. The Giants still do not have a win.
Hypothetical news: Giants set their Opening Day roster
The roster is set. For now.
Hypothetical news: Giants avoid fifth starter, don’t set a closer
San Francisco enters the season with neither a fifth starter nor a closer.