This is a video of Hunter Pence swinging a bat that won't mean a thing in a month or two. It's a boring, uneventful video.
It's something I've looped 50 times already, just to hear the sound. Baseball is back, everyone. Pitchers and catchers have reported. You know how I can tell?
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Because that's Eli Whiteside, and he's a danged catcher. Hello, baseball. Hello.