Monday BP: Which fictional character do you want to manage the Giants?

Good morning and happy Monday. I hope you enjoyed those San Francisco Giants wins over the weekend. Or perhaps the losses. Games, at least? Maybe? I’m writing this on Friday, so I have no idea what happened.

Over at our cousin site, Bless You Boys, Ashley MacLennan posted a thread asking a tremendous question: Which fictional character should manage the Tigers?

And I want to ask you the same question, except I’m not particularly interested in you who you think should manage the Tigers. Let’s pick a completely random team instead, so as not to copy Ashley too much. Hmm, off the top of my head, totally random, I pick . . . the Giants.

So, which fictional character would you like to see manage the Giants?

Here are my picks:

• Jean-Luc Picard
• Literally anyone from The Big Lebowski, but especially Maude or Walter.
• Elle Woods
• Any of Kumail Nanjiani’s characters in Portlandia
• Ron Swanson
• Louise Belcher