ahahah ahahahahahaha hahahaaaaaa hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sorry, sorry. I’m writing this during yesterday’s ridiculous blow-out of a game. Sure, it’s possible that the Rockies came back and whooped the Giants in game two of the double-header, but right now Mark Reynolds just gave up two runs for Brandon Crawford’s seventh and eighth RBI of the game and I am AMUSED.
Now, just in case the Rockies do win the second game and something depressing happens, I want you to remember the good things!
The Giants won 19-2. More than 3,100 at-bats into their season, they raised their team batting average by three points in one game. Brandon Crawford raised his OPS by 41 points.— Alex Pavlovic (@PavlovicNBCS) July 15, 2019
List of Giants in the San Francisco era with at least 8 RBI in a game:— Andrew Baggarly (@extrabaggs) July 15, 2019
If you weren’t giggling gleefully at some point during that game, you are doing it wrong. Coors Field can go so horribly wrong on any given day. But every once in a while it goes horribly wrong for the OTHER guys and you just have to bask in the devilry.
Of course, the Giants did manage to win both games and it was glorious. But it had some of us thinking about this: