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Tuesday BP, 7/3/18

MLB: San Francisco Giants at Colorado Rockies Isaiah J. Downing-USA TODAY Sports

Good morning, Giants fans. Last night wasn’t a lot of fun. But you know what is fun? Superlatives for Coors Field. I swear Grant once did a MadLibs for Coors Field but I have been trying to find it for months and I cannot. So, I would like to hear your best description of Coors Field.

I’ll go first with my old standby: “Coors Field is an offensive cesspool of a Hellmouth in which baseball should never be played.”

What have you got?