Exclusive: tomorrow’s clubhouse brunch menu

{rushes to computer, breathless}

A source just emailed me this picture of tomorrow’s brunch menu for the Giants in their clubhouse. I’m surprised they went in on the Giants like this, but when you’ve been dunking on a team on the field, it’s hard not to dunk on them off the field.

I have a strong feeling that none of the Giants should actually try that parfait.

And, please, please, win a game against the Marlins, you absolute idiots.