Update: After selling out, this shirt is back in stock! Just in time for the holidays! Buy seven of them!
Matt Cain’s final career start is on Saturday, and there you are, like a fool, without a Matt Cain shirt. I can help with that.
Well, no, actually I can’t help you for this Saturday. But I can help you for all your Matt Cain-shirt-related needs in the future, thanks to our good friends at BreakingT:
That’s ol’ Cainer, alright, and he’s in the classic post-perfect game pose that’s burned into our brains. The shirt reads “San Francisco Forever” because that’s how long he pitched for the Giants, and you should buy it.
Disclosure: I get commissions for each shirt. But that’s also why you should buy this. How much joy have I given you? How much joy have you given me? At the very least, we’re tied. Buy the shirt.
Anyway, I’m still processing Cain’s retirement, and this is all so sudden (which is one of the reasons the shirt couldn’t be ready by Saturday), but I’m not going to pressure you. Here’s a shirt. It features Matt Cain. I don’t want to tell you what to do with your money, but it’s here if you want it.
(You should want it.)