Dodgers unveil new Madison Bumgarner-mocking "Don't look at me" shirts
And you know what? Bumgarner just has to wear it. Not literally wear the shirt. But figuratively. Being a surly firebrand is fantastic until the other team is riding higher after one of your outbursts. Let them have their shirts and party like it's 1988. That's fine. I'm not even mad. In fact, I find this funny.