Fake Opening Day GameThread

Are you ready to watch baseball all day? Sure you are. And you should probably call in sick tomorrow, too.

St. Louis Cardinals @ Pittsburgh Pirates
Sunday, April 3, 10:05 AM PDT , PNC Park
Adam Wainwright vs. Francisco Liriano

Toronto Blue Jays @ Tampa Bay Rays
Sunday, April 3, 1:05 PM PDT , Tropicana Field
Marcus Stroman vs. Chris Archer

New York Mets @ Kansas City Royals
Sunday, April 3, 5:37 PM PDT , Kauffman Stadium
Matt Harvey vs. Edinson Volquez

Also, there's an exhibition game between the Cubs and Angels for some reason. Either dumb greed or a dumb intern responsible for that one.