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Barry Bonds admits artificially enhancing his natural abilities

"I'm Glassing," Bonds admits, somehow looking like an immense dork and very cool at the same time.

I know we're supposed to be talking about the playoffs right now, but this is too amazing not to put on this particular Internet website. From Barry Bonds's Instagram account:

Can you imagine Bonds having Google Glass in the dugout?

Dusty Baker: Okay, Barry, here's what you need to do when they bring in Orosco.

Barry Bonds: /watches "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"

Baker: Was thinking you need to wait for your pitch and then really hit it hard.

Barry Bonds: /watches "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"

Baker: If you don't get a pitch to hit, take the walk.

Barry Bonds: /checks MySpace page

Keep bucking convention, Barry. And stop staring at me with that thing on because you're probably recording me. Stop it.