The subject line of the e-mail:
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS PROVIDE A SNEAK PREVIEW OF 2014 COMMERCIALS
Oh, man, because I'm Internet-important, I get to watch the commercials first? Yessssss.
Except, sadly, it was a link to a two-minute teaser. This was disappointing ... at first. But it turned out to be something of a minor GIF goldmine. So let's get ready.
What will we see in the 2014 Giants commercials? Brandon Belt in a Brandon Belt costume:
Javier Lopez creeping us out more than anything Hunter Pence could have done.
Matt Cain wearing a fake mustache. (Note: not a GIF, dummy.)
Buster Posey doing this:
Which seems like it's ripe for use as an Effective Internet Messageboard Insult meme.
There was some Rule 34 fodder.
And Hunter Pence continuing to be a gift.
I saw a commercial for the new commercials, so I thought I'd give you a brief preview of the commercial for the new commercials. Sorry if it seemed like a commercial for the commercial for the new commercials, but some of these GIFs seemed important, dang it.
Edit: The video is embeddable now!