2014 Giants commercials coming soon

The subject line of the e-mail:

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS PROVIDE A SNEAK PREVIEW OF 2014 COMMERCIALS

Oh, man, because I'm Internet-important, I get to watch the commercials first? Yessssss.

Except, sadly, it was a link to a two-minute teaser. This was disappointing ... at first. But it turned out to be something of a minor GIF goldmine. So let's get ready.

What will we see in the 2014 Giants commercials? Brandon Belt in a Brandon Belt costume:

Javier Lopez creeping us out more than anything Hunter Pence could have done.

Matt Cain wearing a fake mustache. (Note: not a GIF, dummy.)

Buster Posey doing this:

Which seems like it's ripe for use as an Effective Internet Messageboard Insult meme.

There was some Rule 34 fodder.

And Hunter Pence continuing to be a gift.

I saw a commercial for the new commercials, so I thought I'd give you a brief preview of the commercial for the new commercials. Sorry if it seemed like a commercial for the commercial for the new commercials, but some of these GIFs seemed important, dang it.

Edit: The video is embeddable now!