I was going to include some prop bets to spice up the open thread. There are literally a billion of them. Literally. One more than 999,999,999. So many. Instead, here's a link to Super Bowl Bingo!. Play along at home.
Elway Ephemeris would like to thank you for visiting. Now, go Brondcc ... go Broncahphh ... go Breonfffsoooo ...
Man, this is going to take some getting used to.