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Barry Bonds hitting zany dingers on a Japanese variety show: a recap

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Because hey, I dunno, maybe you haven't watched Barry Bonds mash a lot of taters lately

There's been a video circulating around the Internet lately – at least, according to the article I saw it in – involving Barry Bonds and two non-Bondses (Bernie Williams and Jason Giambi) hitting baseballs on a Japanese variety show in 2006.

Let's recap it!

Barry's first AB starts at around 7 minutes in. What was he up against?

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Barry Bonds doesn't stand for that kind of chicanery. Barry Bonds is better than that. Barry Bonds finds those hijinks an affront to baseball, and they must be stopped.

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Problem solved.

They did fix the smoke machine, and Barry, offended that his wishes for the machine to not exist anymore were ignored, decided not to hit a home run. Nobody tells Barry Bonds when to homer. Barry Bonds decides when to homer.

Barry's next challenge starts at around 15 minutes in. Two pitchers, one left-handed, one right-handed, take the mound. One of them throws a pitch. The other is there as a distraction. Would this be enough to stop Barry?

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lol.

And so we come to the last challenge: a pitcher on a trampoline.

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How do you feel about that, Bernie Williams and Barry Bonds?

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Yeah, totes.

Giambi is first up. How does that go?

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Oh well. Bernie is next. He'll definitely do better!

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Dang.

Now we're at around 25:00, and the pitcher is trying to psych Barry out. Gotta play mind games. Gotta keep him guessing what crazy stuff you'll do next.

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Does Barry have confidence?

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Still, he knows how good he is. Good enough to screw around and do an Ichiro impression? Sure!

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But surely even Barry Bonds couldn't homer off a pitch coming from that high up, right? It's insane to think he could. Utterly insane.

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lol

The point of my article is this: Barry Bonds was fun and it's fun watching Barry Bonds hit a baseball. Thank you for your time.