This surfaced on Reddit earlier this week, and it was too good not to share. Things I love about this:
- Hank Aaron in the booth
- Russ Ortiz on the mound
- Jon Miller arriving out of nowhere with the perfect call
- Ha ha ha, that baseball was murdered dead
- Barry Bonds
Now, I wasn't planning on doing this today. I was working on something else, but I ran out of time. Here's a teaser for that something else:

There's more, so much more, where that came from. That one didn't even make the cut. And to answer your question: Yes, I really was that ugly as a kid. Luckily, I grew out of it.
Right?
Right?