In his first start back after an oblique tweak, Kyle Crick did that. He pitched four innings in his return. That means he got 12 outs. Here is a complete accounting of those outs:
Eight strikeouts (swinging)
Two strikeouts (looking)
Well, then. It's going to be really depressing to see him on the Cubs, but Matt Garza isn't going to trade for himself.
(Kidding! I hope.)