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Giants land three All-Stars
Looks like it was just one dude with some hacking skillz last year, and he was busy this year.
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July 16, 2013
A.L. defeats horde of non-Giants goofballs
Giants chances for home-field advantage dashed. Hope you enjoyed David Wright and Yadier Molina's Sleepwalking Spectacular Presented By Ambien
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July 16, 2013
A belated appreciation of Sergio Romo, All-Star
Sorry if this breaks your computer, but your computer should have been upgraded to handle Sergio Romo in the first place.
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July 15, 2013
The very brief history of the Giants and the Derby
It's hard to care when you put it like that.
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July 6, 2013
Posey, Scutaro, Bumgarner named All-Stars
Don't like it? Win the World Series, suckers.
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June 21, 2013
Vote Scutaro
Because the "Do This For Me Because I Lack the Talent" Contest just didn't sing, dang it.
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June 17, 2013
Posey's lead in All-Star voting shrinking
America's greatest hero is being challenged by a red horde, just like comic books and HUAC predicted in the '50s.
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June 4, 2013
First All-Star voting results released
The rest of it looks normal, though. What is this nonsense? I paid those Russians for first-place Giants, dang it.