Melky Cabrera Reportedly Out for Playoffs

Melky Cabrera and the oddest goodbye ever

Wait, that guy was on the team this year?

Melky Not Returning for Playoffs

Melky Breaks Baseball Reference

Who cares about Melky not winning the batting title he'll win? The people curating the stats.

Since Melky's Been Gone ...

Since Melky Cabrera was suspended, the Giants have gotten better. We were all expecting this.

Melky Cabrera Ineligible For Batting Title

Melky Cabrera will not win the batting title that he will win.

The Return of Melky (That Will Never Happen)

Melky Cabrera isn't coming back to the San Francisco Giants. But if he could, would you take him?

Silly, Frivolous Jokes About Melky Cabrera

If it seems like Melky Cabrera was too good to be true, it's because he was.

Big, Important Opinions on Melky Cabrera

I've noticed the Internet is lacking Big, Important Opinions on Melky Cabrera and performance-enhancing drugs. That must be horrible for you. I can help.

Melky Cabrera Suspended 50 Games for Testosterone

Melky Cabrera is done for the regular season after testing positive for testosterone. Welp.