Gregor Blanco - RF
Joaquin Arias - 3B
Melky Cabrera - LF
Brett Pill - 1B
Angel Pagan - CF
Hector Sanchez - C
Charlie Culberson - 2B ... wait, what happened when I was asleep?
Brandon Crawford - SS
Barry Zito - P
Lineup of the year? Lineup of the year. I count exactly two hitters who should be starting a game for a major-league baseball team.