HERE IS THE LINEUP, FILLED WITH PLAYERS THE GIANTS JUST TRADED FOR OR SIGNED TO MINOR-LEAGUE DEALS:
JEFF MATHIS - C
EDGAR RENTERIA - SS
ORLANDO CABRERA - 2B
DAN ORTMEIER - 1B
JOSE GUILLEN - RF
JOSE CASTILLO - 3B
AARON ROWAND - CF
PEDRO FELIZ - LF
JUST KIDDING. THIS WAS ALL A CLEVER RUSE BECAUSE IT IS IN FACT APRIL FOOL'S DAY. Pretty sure that Huff is actually the starting first baseman, though, so don't get too cocky.