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Los Angeles Dodgers infielder Eugenio Velez has broken a modern-day major league record for a...

Los Angeles Dodgers infielder Eugenio Velez has broken a modern-day major league record for a non-pitcher by going hitless in his final 46 at-bats.

I just can't stop picking on Eugenio Velez, but the poor guy did it. One season. No hits. This is funnier than Agent Schmidt, though not as effective.