You know you want it.

stolen from SoFa King Mike
If you have an iPhone, you're already a grubby little consumer monkey. Yes, yes you are. Who's my grubby little consumer monkey? /skritches behind ears As such, you are going to need this app. It's totally hot right now. Everyone's getting it and talking about it and getting it.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sb-nation-sports-news/id457274449
Fly, my little monkeys. Fly. And knock those damned pigs off that castle while you're at it.