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Haikus for the minor-league deals.

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Elmer Dessens

Strangely competent
Decent stopgap, this old horse
Glue factory soon

Edgar Gonzalez

Nice infield depth
He's one part Kevin Frandsen
One part Frank Stallone

Justin Christian

Some speed and some glove
Minor league free agent? Sure.
Though those never work.

Jeff Suppan

Once dealt for Freddy
Became Milwaukee's Rowand
Zito with less heat.