Padres: Here. Take it. We don’t want it anymore.Giants: Yuck. Don’t try to pass your leftovers on us.
Padres: Don’t be a jerk. It’s a perfectly good division.
Giants: We’ll figure something out. We don’t need your charity.
Padres: Oh, please. Don’t be a martyr. Take the stupid division.
Rockies: We’ll take it. Can we have it?
Giants: We’ll find our own division to win. We don’t need your hand-me-downs.
Padres: Just take it. You know you want it.
Rockies: We’ll take it.
Giants: Seriously, just stop. We don’t want it. Keep it. You might need it some day.
Rockies: We’ll take it.
Padres: I’ll just leave it here, and I’m not going to pick it back up. So if it stays here...
Giants : Well, I guess it’s just going to stay there.
Rockies: We’ll take it.
Padres: Fine. Then just leave it there. No one will have it, then.
Giants: Fine.
Rockies: We’ll take it.
Padres: Fine.
Giants: Fine.
Rockies: So we’ll just take this then.
Padres leave...
Giants: Hey, uh, Juan. Can you keep an eye on that for a while?
Juan Uribe: Yep.
Rockies: Wait, what are you doing? We’ll take that. We don’t mind.
Juan Uribe: Keeping an eye on that thing. Stay back.
Rockies: Take it easy. We’re cool.
Diamondbacks: I like turtles.
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