I was thinking of something simple, like the head of Buster Posey on the body of an eagle, and the head of Matt Cain on the body of a lion, and they’re flanking Tim Lincecum, who is riding a manticore and wielding a longsword made out of change-ups. The other cheek will have Cody Ross, Madison Bumgarner, and Edgar Renteria transforming out of robot form, just shooting everything in sight.
For a moment there, I thought this would be the first day in years that I didn't wish for more butt cheeks, but there you have it. There just isn't enough room.