Juan Uribe deserves to be in the starting lineup. I don't believe in hot streaks -- rather, I don't believe that you can tell the difference between a genuine hot streak and a statistical fluke, you arrogant jerk -- but Uribe's had a pretty consistent year, and he gives the Giants a semi-legit power threat. If you're a BABIP believer, it's worth noting that Uribe has had a sub-.300 BABIP for the past three years. Poor luck, or the result of ejecting vertebrae with every swing? Probably the latter, but Uribe's played his way into the lineup with the '09 Giants. So did you, but you had that dinner thing.
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