Buster Posey Facts (join in!)

Life threw Buster Posey a curveball, and he hit it 450 feet to left center field.

Upon Posey's arrival, the Giants ordered 6 dozen new batting donuts because he eats them for breakfast.

Buster Posey killed all the motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane

Buster Posey once attended a Rockies vs Dodgers game, both teams conceded to him.

On the 7th day, God rested because it took all his energy to create Buster Posey

When Buster Posey arrives at a fork in the road, he takes both of them. At the same time.

Martin Luther King had a dream, and Buster Posey was born.

When Dirty Harry said : "do you feel lucky, punk?" Buster Posey replied : "yeah I do, motherfucker" and beat the living shit out of him

In Soviet Russia, Buster Posey still owns you

Buster Posey can divide by zero

Bengie Molina has a poster of Buster Posey on his wall

Buster Posey met a bear in the woods, they had to interfere because of animal cruelty

Buster Posey makes the phone ring

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