3. Felipe Paulino to the Rockies for Brad Hawpe
Man, I would have loved if the Rockies had Paulino for the four-game series at the end of the month.
2. Felipe Paulino to the Padres for Kyle Blanks.
Man, it would be awesome if Paulino were on the Padres. There are still six games against the Padres. Also, man-beast Blanks would be out of the division.
1. Felipe Paulino to the Dodgers for Matt Kemp, Clayton Kershaw, and $125M
Man, it would be awesome if Felipe Paulino were on the Dodgers for the rest of the season. It would be just as awesome to have the young core of the Dodgers on another team as they filed for bankruptcy.
Sorry, Felipe. But as the only pitcher to struggle twice against the Giants in once season, you're pretty danged impressive. Other teams should give you a whirl, and they should do so in the heat of a pennant race.
Also of note: When Jonathan Sanchez is on, it's a pretty thing to watch.
(Actually, this is just a post-game thread, but I'm not above a little Google/Yahoo whoring...)