If I could take those 11 runs from last night, go back in time, and redistribute them to games in which they would have helped, the Giants would be ahead of the Dodgers right now. But nooooo, Einstein was a Dodger fan or something, and when he invented the space-time continuum, he made that totally impossible.
I'll just tuck my knees into my chest, rock back and forth, and mutter, "I would have been happy with .500...I would have been happy with .500...I would have been happy with .500."
Actually, I'm going to pretend that the Giants were 19 games under .500 just three weeks ago, and that this was their first loss after a 20-game winning streak. Buck up, guys! You can't win 'em all, but at least you're making the season interesting! You're only three games back! Wow!