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Post-Game Recap: Giants Lose to the Ro...Wait, What?

Somewhere in an alternate universe, Aaron Rowand popped up, and Todd Helton roped a double off Jeremy Affeldt. That means we've crossed over.

We've crossed over! We're in the other universe! Licorice will taste good! Ho-Hos will make you thinner! When I drink sixteen manhattans, I won't hit on the mailbox before passing out! And when the Giants jump out to an early lead in Coors Field, they hold the lead.

It's kind of hot in this dimension. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to play video games on this fine Friday night. That's what all the cool kids do in this other universe, I'm sure.