Hey Fred Lewis!

nice catch there in the bottom of the first. oh wait you didn't catch it. i'm done with you. but thanks for helping prove to everyone that nate schierholtz deserves playing time over you. you should go back to the minor leagues and learn the following.

a) learn that generally your first step should be back and towards the direction of the ball is going if the ball is in the air.

b) don't run after fly balls with your glove out. it slows you down and it makes you look like you don't know what you're doing (which you don't).

c) if you're in left field and a righty hits you the ball in the air it will hook. if a lefty hits a ball in the air it will slice. at either rate the ball will always travel back towards your right side.

d) catch the fucking ball!

that is all.

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