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Jonathan Sanchez Pitches A No-Hitter!

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Wow. Just, wow. I'll write more when my hands stop shaking.

First thought: Straight up for Roy Halladay? No. Absolutely not.

Second thought: Stop with the announcer hate. They've always been exempt from no-hitter jinxes.

Third thought: If Uribe fields the eighth-inning grounder cleanly, maybe Jonathan Sanchez gives up a hit from the windup to the next hitter. Seriously. I'm not going to blame Uribe for blowing a perfect game, just like I'm not going to credit him fo the no-hitter.

Fourth thought: Bengie Molina should have more kids.

Fifth thought: The Giants should hire someone whose only job is to make Jonathan Sanchez angry before every start. You wouldn't like Jonathan Sanchez when he's angry. Well, you might. Others wouldn't.

Sixth thought: BOCHY STOP SHREDDING YOUNG ARMS SANCHEZ THREW OVER 100 PITCHES WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Seventh thought: That was Sanchez's first ever complete game. Awesome.

Eighth thought: Maybe the reason the Giants didn't pitch a no-hitter in the eighties is because a just and benevolent deity wouldn't allow Joe Morgan to do the play-by-play for a no-hitter.

Ninth thought: That can't be the first time his dad saw him pitch in a major league game. It just can't. That's just... My word. Ease his pain, Jonathan. Ease his pain.