- Mercurial young starter has erratic game
- Runners left all over the bases
- Blown call leads to game-winning run
- Lack of concentration from the closer leads to 74 stolen bases and three earned runs
- Starting shortstop is hurt
- Gary Sheffield doesn't catch his uniform in the gears of a turbine
- Jackface from 2002 comes in to save the game, causing several post-trauma seizures across the Bay Area
Let us never speak of this game again.