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I...words fail.
I really, really think that the Padres are a miserable team, so a sweep would be quite the thumb in the eye. There's no shame in losing to Jake Peavy, but that still means a decent team should take two out of three. And there is great, painful shame in losing to Scott Hairston -- the kind of shame that doesn't scrub off with a little Lava soap. Deep, burning shame. Shame all over your face as a loved one walks through the door, aghast, horrified at the pungent, dripping shame across your shamed visage.
So on Timmy, on Pablo, on Travis, on Bengie. Win a damn game.