GIANTS ACQUIRE GREG JACOBS FROM KANSAS CITY T-BONES
Slugger has .333/.405/.549 career minor league line
Best first base option for the team in ten years
I think my brain just snapped. I'm done with the offseason. Baseball needs to start. This happens every year around this time.
MARINERS SIGN TYLER WALKER
Plan to give him chance to win closer's role.
Move made after MLB owners agree to ban left-handed hitting
I have nothing. You came here expecting something, and I failed you, for I have nothing. As long as I'm making fake headlines...
METS SIGN MANNY RAMIREZ
Slugger to hit cleanup
Mets trade Daniel Murphy to Giants for Jack Taschner to clear roster space
First person to think of a clever hijack gets the thread. Open bang-your-head-against-your-desk-out-of-baseball-boredom thread.