This offense is almost as terrible as Matt Cain.
Edit: If you're new to the site, see, there's a superstition around these parts that involves ignoring Matt Cain's greatness. People will write things like "Oh, damn, Cain's starting? But he stinks!", but they're all dabbling in superstitious irony.
Ever since this superstition started, the Giants have scored five runs over 34 Matt Cain starts. That's why I have no problem talking openly about the superstition. It failed, and I don't want casual visitors thinking we're serious. Matt Cain is awesome! Hoorah for Matt Cain!- Grant