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W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Matt Palmer 0-1 1 1 0 0 0 0 2.1 7 6 6 0 4 0 23.14 4.71


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Josh Johnson 3-0 7 7 0 0 0 0 42.2 43 16 16 4 17 36 3.38 1.41

An excerpt from the forthcoming book: 2008: That Which Is Underneath Sub-Par

...and suddenly only 40% of the starting rotation was worth anticipating. The change happened so quickly, so violently, that I was lost in a cloud of fringe fastballs and lazy breaking balls. I tried to watch. Where zeros were needed, crooked numbers appeared. Where crooked numbers were needed, zeros held their ground.

I made up my mind to do something more productive with my life. After mulling my options, I decided to spend my days proofreading user comments on YouTube....

A little harsh after a (mostly) nice win? Yeah. I just wasn't expecting to read Matt Palmer's name. His AAA career has been one of extremes: he's either awful or brilliant. Here's hoping we get the Jekyll Palmer today.