If there's one thing for which we can all be grateful, it's that we aren't the Astros. Can you imagine the meltdown if Sabean:
- Traded prospects for Miguel Tejada
- Took Jason Castro with one of the top picks of the draft
- Refused to trade away any players at the deadline
- And my favorite: Traded a minor leaguer for Randy Wolf for no apparent reason.
We're number 29! We're number 29! We're number 29!