I don't know. At least Zito was throwing in the high 80s, right?
How does this end?
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Released with multiple years left on his deal
Traded to another team along with $80M
Pitches well enough to have an ERA in the high-4s, low-5s for the rest of his contract
Regains his velocity and confidence to be the Cy Zito of yore
Becomes a lefty-specialist who pitches 1/3rd of an inning every other day
Gets injured and never really returns. See: Mike Hampton
It ends with the falconmaster and the woman in the dress of flames. Long they have traveled. Long they have suffered. When their work is complete, the world will be complete, just as it will be nothingness. Before the void consumes us all, Zito walks two
Zito pitches well enough to get traded without a stack of cash. Notice how I saved the most ridiculous for the last option