I'd be satisfied with Barry Zito's march to 20 losses if there were cool things like steals of home and sprinkler malfunctions in every one of his games. Next Zito start: unassisted triple play and golden retriever on the field. The start after that: hidden ball trick and someone hacking into the centerfield scoreboard and showing Top Gun clips.
That's about the only way I'm going to keep watching Zito starts.