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Well, whatever, Mr. Smart Guy. But I'm right on this one.

So, now you're a good hitter. You're the toast of St. Louis and all of baseball. Your story is one of the most interesting stories of the year! How do you celebrate?

You beat a child with a waffle iron. (Turn to page 9)
You go about your business. (Turn to page 70)