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Open Gameday Thread, 8/27

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If you're going to the game tonight, and you happened to see a person reading a magical textbook -- one that hops around and sings lessons to the reader when he or she is alone -- that was me! Of course, the book wasn't singing at the time because I was around other people. Also, I was not promised that the book did, in fact, hop around or sing lessons. I'm just assuming this because that's what I expect from books for which I pay $100. I should be in for a treat tonight.

And on a totally unrelated note, there's only one way for this contest to end if I am to maintain faith in democracy.