I'd feel bad about sweeping the Brewers after rolling over for the Cubs, but I'd get over it. Lincecum does not know the difference between fair and unfair. He wasn't born of a supernova and sent to this planet one neutrino at a time in order to see things as "fair" or "unfair." He was sent to pitch, and possibly to destroy us all when he's finished with the pitching.
He'll also do a little bartending along the way. I received an e-mail that Rich Aurilia, Noah Lowry, Matt Cain, Vinnie Chulk, Kevin Correia, and Tim Lincecum will be guest bartending at Dolce in San Francisco this Wednesday starting at 7 p.m. It's a charity event for a child with spinal muscular atrophy, and the cover is $15. So go, drink, and overcompensate for that picture by paying too much attention to Matt Cain.