Dear Giants Management,
I'm just a guy who watches too much baseball. I've watched 100s of hours of Giants baseball this year, but that doesn't make me an expert.
However, I would like to apply for the position of Director of Rosterization and Knowing Which Guys to Keep and Knowing Which Guys to Dump, or At Least Sit on the Bench. If the DORAKWGTKAKWGTDOALSOTB position does not yet exist, I believe it would be in your best interests to create it with me in mind. Even though my qualifications would not impress you if they were laid out on a resume, my groundbreaking work in the field of rosterization will impress you. The current state of the Giants is such that you will need someone versed in these theories moving forward. I humbly offer my services.
My research is unsolicited, I realize, but you will be unable to deny the results. I've published my treatise for the world to see, and you can download it here in .PDF format.
Even if you don't hire me, the research is yours to keep. Just make sure that you do hire a special assistant or consultant who can understand the finer points of this groundbreaking work. The future of the franchise may depend on it.