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Open Gameday Thread, 7/26

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Tim Lincecum is pitching today.

Ahem.

TIM LINCECUM. PITCHING. TODAY.

*trumpets and coronets play*

*beauty queen rides by atop flower-laden float*

*confetti falls*

*other impressive floats pass*

*more confetti*

*more horns*

*dozens of Roman candles go off*

Much better. We can get excited about baseball once every five to six days; let's make those days count.

Also, go to Bugs and Cranks to vote for this site as the bestest baseball site that ever sited. Don't let those Athletics Nation goons intimidate you with their big vote totals. The $100 gift certificate to Red Lobster will -- nay, must -- be mine.

Wait, there's no $100 gift certificate to Red Lobster? There should be.