If I turned this site into a celebrity gossip blog, would everyone here still read it? I'm tired of following the Giants. I'd rather write a post about the top ten anorexic stars than watch another game.
"Nicole Richie's RORV (Ribs over Replacement Value) is at a 34.2. 34.2! I haven't seen anything like that since Waif Con '99."
Bases loaded. One out. 3-0 count. No win. I can't even put into words how disgusted I am with this team. Maybe an old friend can help: