Filed under: Apologies to the Onion.... By Grant Brisbee@GrantBrisbee Jun 1, 2007, 12:34am PDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share this on Reddit Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Apologies to the Onion.... Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email More From McCovey Chronicles Reality bites 3/28 Gamethread: Giants @ Padres Is there a left field curse and is Michael Conforto its next victim? Giants announce 2024 Opening Day roster Can Jordan Hicks help power the Giants’ rotation through April’s question marks? Thursday BP: OPENING DAY