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The Giants as a team, are hitting .232/.289/.307.

The Giants have three starting pitchers with an ERA under 3.00, but have only won 1/3rd of the games those pitchers have started.

The Giants have hit two homeruns in 293 at-bats.

Of the 18 players who have come to bat for the Giants, only three of them have a slugging percentage over .400. Only one, Bengie Molina, has a slugging percentage above .450.

Over a period of nine games, the Giants have hit like the 1968 Mets in a 2007 baseball world. It's a fascinating experiment.

Dual comment starter: The Giants are not a good offensive team. Also, the greatest first song on a band's first album is "Runnin' With the Devil," by Van Halen. "Welcome to the Jungle," "Blister in the Sun," "Ol' 55," and "Bring da Ruckus" also received votes.

Those of you who would rather talk about the Giants are welcome to do so, but are also sick, sick individuals.