Jonathan Sanchez is such a powerful hitter, he can hit home runs in games in which he doesn't even come to bat. This is nothing compared to the mini-blast of excitement that erupted when Lance Niekro appeared in a pitching line for a spring game, or the horror of "S. Dunston" appearing in an exhibition game box score the season after he retired.
March baseball: Where even the people who are paid to watch don't do it carefully. It's on Fox Sports Bay Area tonight, in case you didn't hear.